I love creativity. I scoot on the carpet over out-of-the-box thinking. But some boxes were never meant to be crawled out of for the safety and wellbeing of the universe as we know it.
A crochet breakfast? Sure, it’s cute. I have no problems.
A knitted peacock hat / gas mask combo? Sweetie, drugs are illegal and do bad things to your brain.
How about a hamburger dress? This burger is going straight to my hips!
A cashmere donut necklace anyone? A must-have when attending the Policeman’s Ball.
And finally, the bacon and egg jellyfish. It’s a bacon and egg jellyfish. Need I say more?
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3 comments
Chris says:
June 12, 2009 at 6:34 am (UTC -8 )
Funny and wrong. Mostly just wrong.
Sarah B. says:
June 12, 2009 at 12:39 pm (UTC -8 )
Ummm….wow. I kinda like the dress in a weird way, it would make a fabulous Halloween costume, but the rest, not so much…
David says:
June 12, 2009 at 12:42 pm (UTC -8 )
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed…lady?